How many car salesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because the lightbulb would have been sold to a customer as part of a premium package already.


[Disclaimer: Somewhat offensive materials largely based on stereotypes, aka pretty accurate]

Now that I have gotten the formality out of the way, here is a compilation of the best cheesy car salesman lines I have heard last weekend when I went car shopping:

“Oh wow, you guys are a really good looking couple!”

“I don’t want to be a cheesy car salesman.”

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